One day I woke up
and we no longer spoke
the same language.
I haven’t heard from you since.

-(via faithtrustandangeldust)


what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

thefox-andthehound:

A heartfelt goodbye to Mickey Rooney, the voice of Tod, who passed away today at the age of 93. His talent will be missed on and off the screen.
chubbycartwheels:

glam-pire:

kararikue:

You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.

no I did

Now my tumblr is perfect.

definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

Let everything happen to you,
Beauty and terror.
Just keep going
No feeling is final.

-Rainer Maria Rilke (via perfect)

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

uss-gallifrey:

himaryua:

dogmanbirdgirl:

himaryua:

himaryua:

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

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I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. image

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

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my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

I think you just won. 

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead