eggcup:

me putting $10 of gas in my car: drink up you stupid bitch

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

turnon:

turnon:

every time i see a stingray i’m like fuck that guy…. not after what you did to steve jobs

steve jobs…

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not to mention cancer took away apple’s steve irwin. this is a cruel cruel world.
freakfrenchfries:
“Fishing: You’re Doing it Wrong
”
strangergirls:
“ oy-eld-thankee:
“ I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride” ”
Get in, loser, we’re going mopping
”
shortvideosandstuff:
““ me talking to customers at work… ” ”